Gnoolie : The World's Saddest Sideshow

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- Gnoolie is........ -

A rabbit / clown / girl / thing that plays sad and loud sounds.

• Gnoolie's origins aren't too clear. It was first found by an anthropologist doing field work on an undisclosed island. She was immediately noted as a half rabbit / half gender-weird girlthing. In an attempt to make profits, the anthropologist put her in traveling circuses as a side show attraction, wherein it played banjo and sung off-kilter, sad folk-ish music, and called for Queer Anarchism. Many atendees of the circuses were put off by the rabbit and wanted to see a more cheerful creature to gawk at. After much mixed reviews, the anthropologist transported Gnoolie to the Arizona deserts. On the way for more research testing, she escaped banjo and suitcase in hand. She now roams the Arizona desert in hopes of having people see her act and hear her songs.